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Mucinex

 

Mucinex: Wake Up Human

Experiential

Don’t let the whole undead thing fool you. Zombies have opinions, too. And when it came to Mucinex Nightshift, they wanted to make their case known. The launch of a cold and flu medicine that helps you go to sleep and Wake Up Human? Not on their watch. I scripted a live showdown between the living and the lethargic to settle the debate once and for all. It took place in the middle of the Oculus in New York City for anyone who wanted to get down with the sickness.

 
 
You’re just a zombie, they say. You’re barely awake, they say. Don’t come any closer, they say. Well, to them, I say no more! The cold and flu resistance is here, and we’re putting an end to Mucinex.
— Mr. Zombassador
 
 
 
 
Why is a zombie telling anyone what to do? Why am I even here right now? This is a no-brainer.
— Deputy from the Center for Population Sickness (CPS)
 

Fun Fact: Jason Biggs interrupted his afternoon commute to check out the debate. He’s clearly a big fan of Mr. Mucus.

 
Order! Order! Can every body and every bodily fluid, please quiet down? Mr. Mucus, that means you.
— Debate Moderator